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hey dude whatever happened to those cute goldren retriever puppies you saved from that hot chicks burning apartment building while you were trying to attend that feminist literature bookclub? I can't believe you hit your head on the doorway (hes 6"11' so doors are sometimes too small for him) while bravely running out of the fire while fireman carrying that girl in one arm and holding the nine puppies in the other (he benches 405lbs). anyway see you at the music charity event (hes played 20 different instruments) at the old folks home for all those sickly elders with cancer next friday (he has over 600 volunteer hours in the month of January alone).
