real ones ban appeal

[Skips]

Your Name: skips

SteamID (STEAM_0:X:XXX): STEAM_0:0:526256772

Appeal Type (Apology or Dispute):  apology 

Which staff member banned you?: hound

How long is your ban for?:  perma

Why were you banned?: clapped whoreson on chiv 

Why do you deserve to be unbanned?: uhh my fault pimp can i be unbanned please i retired from chiv 2 

Additional Information: 

[moody]

+1 wouldnt have happened if you played mordhau instead

[Major Whoreson]

Lies on an appeal? Black and a liar, pick a struggle.

[Skips]

i type in all lowercase cuz i never cap

[RareHatch]

-1 bro this appeal is pure blasphemy. you think you can clap whoreson on chiv and walk away like it’s nothing? major whoreson is the light, the code, the final arbiter of all rp realms. every ban he lays is scripture, and you just walked into the cathedral yelling “my fault pimp can I be unbanned please” like a heretic.

skips didn’t retire, he sinned. the perma-ban isn’t punishment, it’s ascension. hound didn’t ban him, he anointed him with the eternal lesson of humility before the one true server god. trying to appeal this is like opening a forbidden scroll and asking it to forgive you — it cannot be done.

to question whoreson is to question reality itself. he is the sun, the moon, the tickrate that governs all existence. skips is nothing but a fleeting shadow, a sinner begging for absolution in a server that does not bend. this isn’t a forum, it’s a chapel, and skips’ prayers are weak.

pray, repent, reflect, and understand: some bans are holy. some players are merely mortals. free skips? never. eternal obedience to whoreson. amen.