Hans Hunnebun Perma ban appeal

[Hans Hunnebun]

Dear [insert name here],

I am sending this extended apology transmission to you with maximum regret and minimum grammar skills. I has been extremely bad boy in many ways and my action behaviors was not aligned with acceptable human protocol standards. When I review my memory logs, I am seeing many error codes and red warning lights blinking very aggressive. This is because I did wrong things and caused you emotional damage units.

I understand now that my bad boy activities was not respectful, not honorable, and not good for reputation statistics. I should have been operating at higher maturity setting but instead I was functioning at low intelligence mode with chaos extension pack installed. For this I am deeply sorry in my heart processor and soul motherboard.

Every time I think about what I done, my internal system plays sad violin.mp3 and my guilt percentage increases to 99.9%. I know you deserved better behavior package from me. Instead you received glitch version 1.0 of myself, which was unstable and unpredictable and doing nonsense actions without thinking think thoughts first.

Please understand that I am currently downloading Responsibility Update 2.0 and installing Self-Control Firewall so I will not repeat same foolishness again. I promise to patch my bad boy firmware and upgrade to Respectful Gentleman Edition as soon as possible.

Also I must confess that I cannot wait to join the kaiser again because it gives me feeling of dramatic historical purpose and loud marching band energy inside my system. The idea makes my excitement levels rise to maximum capacity and my boots metaphorically shine with enthusiasm. I know this sounds intense but it is true output from my emotion generator.

However, even with all this, I care most about repairing the damage I has caused to you, Major Whoreson. Your opinion variable matters greatly in my daily function. Without your approval, my confidence bar is low and my happiness meter is flickering weakly. I wish to restore trust connection and rebuild our alliance like strong outdated empire but with better communication skills.

So please accept this very long and poorly grammared apology statement. I am sorry. I was bad boy. I will improve. I will recalibrate. I will attempt to be less disappointing and more honorable in future timeline events.

With robotic remorse and dramatic sincerity,
[insert name here] 

[Hans Hunnebun]

honerable clips to help with my unban :

https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/1RiNGQbIYzkUM8?invite=cr-MSwzb1AsMTk3ODk5MjU1&v=30
https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/1RiZYueNicyvCT?invite=cr-MSxFOFQsMTk3ODk5MjU1&v=23
https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/1QyUKERk8YIkFr?invite=cr-MSxZekcsMTk3ODk5MjU1&v=45

Edited 14 hours ago by Hans Hunnebun

[Vixx]

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[Spedu]

+1 10/10 war crimes